Sunday, August 20, 2006

Dodge cars kill animals?

Most of you know that around Christmas last year I purchased a barely used 2005 Dodge Magnum. I love this car. It's such a smooth ride, has tons of room inside, and looks very gangster. The only changes I want to do to the car are maybe add a bit more tint to the front windows and possibly change out to a better radio receiver. But, in the 8 months that I've owned the car, I've noticed one very important trait about my new vehicle. It is an animal killer! Literally. Not counting small insects, I am positive that I've mamed, wounded, and killed more animals driving this car moreso than anyone other car I've driven. I'm not sure why this is. Is it that this car is sneaky? Is the engine quieter than other cars? Does the engine hum in a frequency that attracts animals - kinda like a dog whistle? There has to be something to this. The numbers don't lie.

3 Comments:

At 8/21/2006 06:05:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gitter Dun.

 
At 8/21/2006 08:07:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Love U Big, Kim

 
At 8/28/2006 11:03:00 AM, Blogger The Yerg said...

i think its that the grey affects the color blind animals. or that they are mesmerized by those phat rims...

 

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